Politics or poetry? More police or more criminal youth gangs? Progression or regression? Security or insecurity?

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TYTTEBÆRPOLITIET* is an interactive performance where the audience is invited to a security guard training course. Together, we examine concepts such as competition, team spirit, hierarchies and authority. During co-operative exercises and light-hearted games, we direct attention to how easy it is to get carried away by the dream of becoming a winner in the system.

The year's shortest guard training course comes to Stockholm when the queer-anarchist performing arts production TYTTEBÆRPOLITIET* visits Stockholm Fringe.

*Lingonberry police

Produced in collaboration with WRAP and carried out with the support of Norwegian Arts Council, the Swedish Arts Grants Committee, the Swedish Arts Council, Fritt Ord, Bergesenstiftelsen, CREO/LO and Oslo municipality.